Texas’ Silent Hill

…well, okay not really. But last Friday, I was doing a pickup run for work. The location was Jewett, TX, which was about two to three hours one way to get from my company to the destination. I also had to do a shipping run in the Fort Worth area beforehand…so little did I know this was going to occupy virtually all of my workday on Friday.

When they say getting there is half the fun, for me…it was most of the “fun.” Once again, I faced the relentless evil of the growing stupidity of drivers in this state. It’s not because Texans are getting dumber…but our major cities are growing, I know the metroplex is growing as well. I get slower and slower on the highway during my commute…I leave earlier for work, yet do not arrive any earlier. The past two weeks I’ve come to a complete and full stop at least once in the highway during both commutes. So, like Virginia Beach receiving an influx of people due to the military and having horrible drivers in general, so the same is happening here amongst other factors.

I have also started to notice that at least every other day I will encounter a vehicle that is behind me with their high-beam lights on. HEY! There’s street lights all over I-30 between Dallas and Mesquite, there’s lights from buildings on either side of the highway, we are jampacked with cars that have their lights on and we’re often barely going above 40 miles per hour. There is absolutely no reason why you should have your high-beams on in the first place. Believe me, I know when they’re on or if they’re just crummy headlights. Too bad for an unlucky set of you who have been blinded back by me…I happen to carry a fairly bright flashlight (and you’d better believe that you’re convincing me to get one even brighter…) because I’m tired of having to wear my sunglasses when the sun isn’t even over the horizon!

So…have you noticed how I almost always digress on every blog post, lol! So anyways, let’s just say that getting there was all the fun…trust me! So now I arrive there. I’ve never been there before and it’s a giant steel plant of some sort. Security tells me I’m supposed to meet the person who is going to load my flatbed up at a certain location and gives me directions, which I dutifully follow. As I’m coming up to where I’m supposed to go, I take in the sights…very industrial, which is to be expected. As I’m going up a shallow dirt hill, I see train tracks with several open top cars on the rails. They are piled with rusted pieces of steel pipe sections of varying geometry. Between myself and the cars stretch a pile of these rusted steel pipe pieces. Two small cranes are up near the cars and are pulling several pieces of steel out of the car, swiveling over the pile and dropping them. One crane grabs first and lifts as the second crane grabs, yet they somehow drop the pipes at the same time. So you have two quick crunching noises followed by a long crash. It seemed like a slow version of an ambient Silent Hill soundtrack. As I drove by, they seemed oblivious of my presence as they dumped more steel on the pile when I came alongside them. I watched as several pieces rolled my way before coming to a stop less than five feet away. I started wondering about liability but by then I passed them by as they continued the Silent Hill track.

While this is going on, I look to my right and see a square man-made pond with water. Suspended above it was several angles of piping in various angles, at certain points they had a sprinkler nozzle that misted water over the pond. I have no clue what that’s for, but just helped bring more bizarreness to my current situational awareness.

I drove around and finally found who I was supposed to meet. He and everyone else I saw looked weary, tired and hunched over. Almost completely coated in something that looked like dust. He told me he would get the parts and went into the dark warehouse. As I waited, I caught sight of various particles floating by. I could not tell if it was dust, ash or light mists of water. I looked back over to the pond and saw that between it and myself was a large houselike building with what appeared to be an exhaust on its roof. It looked like one of the exhaust nozzles for the Space Shuttle. I cannot tell if I was getting soot from the exhaust or if misty water was blowing from the pond. But the cranes were continuing with their Silent Hill beat.

We loaded up some blades and went around to see if I could load one more crate of blades. As the dusty creepy guy stumbled off, I thought of how weird a place I was in.

Then I heard the siren…the same (well, slightly higher pitched) siren in all the Silent Hills that slightly gave me a chill. What was going on?!? My friend came out and said the crate was too big so I was good with what I already loaded in the truck. I asked about the siren and he said it was for their overhead crane that was moving in the warehouse. When I told him it was like an air-raid siren he just teased that I had been in Dallas too long. Well, in my years of industrial environments both during and after the Navy, cranes either beeped or rang a bell, not an air-raid siren. And air-raid sirens sounded exactly like they do. With that done…I headed back.

Monday, I had to go back to retrieve the second crate…the experience was still the same, though!

Saturday was another easy day, though while I was at where Tony worked I ran into him (though I was trying real hard not to shadow him in a Red Cell type mode)…so I small talked with him here and there, though he had to go through different floors and I used an elevator to meet him. Though going to the elevator every time meant I met and chatted with various women on the elevator. Must be super shopping spree day last Saturday…Tony just shook his head when I came out while still in conversation.

Sunday, Christine and I hit up the Fort Worth Botanical Gardens, well specifically just the Japanese Gardens. I found out that there was a Japanese Fall Festival during the weekend, though Christine had to work on Saturday. We weren’t so sure of the schedule and actually arrived their early. That was good though, as we were able to take our time and explore most of the Japanese Garden. It was fairly nice, though it was still very green from the summer…but some plants were starting to get into Fall Mode.

This was one of those days I wished it was cloudy. The Garden was cool and sunny, though the trees cast strong shadows. It was going to be tough for me and my picture taking. I think I managed to pull off some decent shots.

Talk about a world of compromise. We wanted to check out some activities, the one we were conflicting for was the Japanese tea ceremony. However, the ceremony was three hours long and in viewing it, we would miss several other things happening throughout the garden. Ugh…oh well. Something to look forward to next time.

Mainly, we checked out the Japanese swordsmanship exhibit, where Christine could witness a newspaper photographer switching her camera mode into Machine Gun mode when taking action photos. Thanks to firearms training, I did not have to do that…nor was my camera capable of firing off that many frames per second. After looking around, we went to check out a Karate demonstration which was fairly typical, though as far as a motivational show and quality of students it looked fairly good. I’ve seen various demonstrations in different festivals, some good and some bad. Their presentation was good.

Following that was some American Ninjitsu demonstration which was…interesting. No real show going on, straight and basic demonstration, though I think they were able to redeem themselves as one of their students was a Hispanic girl who was aged somewhere between 6-10, my guess. She also had her younger brother there demonstrating, as well as to be used as her punching bag, lol. Though in the end, I liked their show of technique vs. the flashy throw baby powder at the crowd show in a previous festival that had Christine and I tearing up in laughter. It just wasn’t much of a show.

Afterwards was some Japanese dancing of some sort. I have no clue what it is, but for all matters Japanese and Korean, Christine will know…so once I remember to ask her I’ll figure out what it is. To me, it seems like your stereotypical Japanese female dance, umbrellas, fans and all. This consisted of a group of girls that were part of an exchange program, either high school or college…though their dance wasn’t what I mentioned above. It looked like para para dancing, but for moving in a parade, and not to Eurobeat. The other group that was the highlight of the show were three almost elderly Japanese women and a fourth lady, American, and probably in her mid to upper 20s and she actually did a surprisingly good job.

Afterwards, it was the Dondoku taiko group based in Fort Worth. It was here that I realized something new with my camera. My latest lens mounted on my camera has VR (Virbration Reduction) which, obviously, uses more battery power. I just didn’t know how much until I realized that my battery was low enough my camera’s shutter no longer worked. Thankfully we brought my standby Sony camera and the taiko drummers weren’t so dynamic enough, and the sun was bright anyway, that the Sony had no problem taking the final set of pictures of the day.

Afterwards, we found and tried a Chinese buffet in Arlington that Wayne told me about that he really liked. While not the best I’ve tried around here, it is in the top five and will be a place I consider returning to the next time I’m in the area. Wayne asked if I saw…but I forgot…

…though earlier this week I finally got to see. The first arch completed that will be one of two arches that will support the new Dallas Cowboys Stadium. It’s big…I’ll get some pictures hopefully soon.

Some have asked me my thoughts about Maximum Tune 3…guess you saw the picture in my previous blog. If you’re completely new to the Maximum Tune experience you’ll probably like it. If you have experience (at least completed the game), eh… Not saying it’s bad, but for me it’s not compelling. I’m not an arcade zealot and with the precious hours I have for my weekend, it’s not that compelling for me to play it. Will I play it more? Yes. It’s currently the only racing game in my life that I do halfway decent in (besides, in a race between Dylan and myself, Dylan won…see? Told you I sucked!).

But the most impressive thing for me is just the soundtrack. Yuzo Koshiro had a challenge to up the ante after doing a good job with the previous two arcade soundtracks. He did good here as well. Graphics? They’re cleaner (read, more cartoony…though not in a bad way)…you’ll be disappointed if you’re expecting realism. There are revisions on the map as far as where you can race, different obstacles and a slightly different way of navigation. The thing I don’t like is night doesn’t look like night anymore…it’s not dark. Not in the city, not on the mountainside of Hakone. I don’t like that…that is my current and genuine gripe with this installment.

If you’re a bling zealot (must have your name on every row of the high score, must have an aura that sends flames shooting out of the machines, and need stars bigger than the giant Nazi medal Major Koenig was awarded) then this is your game. It has some Ghost Mode and all. The story is more or less unchanged, just the order of things is a little different. For someone who has played the second game and has successfully finished it a few times and have come upon the limit of my racer gaming skills, this third version…while very good…doesn’t really do anything for me. I will play and get a few things here and there…but I’m looking for a new game.

Besides, who needs games like Initial D or Maximum Tune…they don’t hold a candle to this…

Or even this…

Now that’s cool, and there’s no virtual satisfaction there! All real!

Anyways, this got long again! Oh, you wanna see the Japanese Festival pics, they’re on my Picasa page now and will be on my site when it gets updated in a week or two!

Performance of Pride and the Spoon Society
Posted in Mouth Flapping and Thought Absent, ADD/OCD, Friends, Out of Nowheres, Good Ole Days, R200 Club, Awwwww Yeeeeah! October 23rd, 2007; 9:59PM by Christopher

Hahahaha…as far as the latter part of the title, don’t ask! If you don’t know…well, you don’t know! I don’t remember how my week last week went…fairly whirlwindish it seems though. Nowadays, just look forward to the weekends…not that I haven’t before, but it sure takes on a greater importance now!

So Friday and Saturday was the event…the 20 year anniversary of the Poteet Pirate Band. A LOT of good memories there, and some…memories. The timing was amusing, as it seemed to be the cross-town rivals night. Poteet played against West Mesquite at Hanby Stadium…with Poteet on the visitors side. This was amusing for me…in my four years with the band, I cannot recall ever being on the visitor side of Hanby Stadium. So…where would I park? Was there even a parking lot there?

Of course, there was a parking lot and that’s where we went. I sat up top, mainly so I could get some good shots of the band during halftime. I figured I’d eventually troll around and meet people, but as the bleacher’s grew rather quickly, I decided I would just sit there and if I ran into someone, then I ran into someone.

The first half of the game was unexpected. I ended up running into Christine’s friend, Rachel (no, I have no explanation why I end up hanging with people other than my core friends) and made a fool out of myself. Nearing the end of the second quarter, Jason had come up and we ended up talking, the three of us…with a couple of random people being injected here and there.

Watched the band during halftime, though I was in no position to really check them out as I was firing off my camera (ADD moment: Uploading my pics right now…I cannot believe that I have fired off well over 6,000 pictures already!) and getting as good shots as I could.

That done, I did move around a little bit and some of the time was with Jason and others, and then sometimes it was with other people. Christine also finally did show up and because she was ill-dressed for the “cold” weather I became the victim of identity theft. But it was good seeing a lot of these former Pirate band members. Jason and Litsa left a little early and I went down to meet Mr. Brown, Mr. Davis and Mr. Coulson. Down there, I fired off more shots of the band and whatever seemed amusing. In typical Pirate band fare, I was completely oblivious to the fact that there was a football game going on though I saw that our Pirates lost to the Wranglers, which isn’t anything new for me either.

The following day was the band reception. I once again showed up slightly early and looked around. The new fine arts wing from the main entrance hallway leading all the way to the band hall (that I was never a part of…ha ha!) was decorated with countless pictures. I figured because I was in the band “back-in-the-day” that there would be no candid shots of me…I was wrong, my Dr. Pepper toting self had to look like a fool.

The band hall was filled with more pictures as well and it’s good to see that the band is still excellent. The rows and rows of trophies just kept getting bigger and bigger and were getting close to wrapping around the band hall. After going by and running into a couple of people, we all gathered in the auditorium where various prominent people spoke about the history of the band, all the way up to Mr. Coulson. From there we watched three videos…when the band first made it through in 1990, my senior year’s great performance that had us the Texas 4A State Marching Band Champions in 1997, and finally when the band once again retook the 4A State Champ trophy in 2005.

After that, everyone continued with the picture looking and treats. I looked around a little bit more, though I had pretty much covered all the ground before the auditorium event. To my surprise, I did not see as many people here than I expected there to be…at least as far as those that I knew. Most everyone I saw I had seen the night before and/or have already chatted with earlier. So, with very little much more to do I went ahead and left, continuing on my schedule. I congratulate the band and am proud to be a part of the band’s history as well.

Despite all good intentions to try to go to the State Fair, I pretty much gave up. The traffic looked horrible and didn’t feel like plunging at my wallet at the time. It’ll have to wait till next year. Of course, incidentally, the weather FINALLY took a turn for fall, feeling actually like October on Monday…the day AFTER the fair closed! Go figure!

Chip, Dylan, Christine and I decided to take a little trip. Chip had a little bit of a hunch and we gave it a try. What is it? I have a picture below. Those that know, they know….those that don’t, not a big deal anyways. Christine also made a perfect score at the shooting gallery…just not on the first try like ME, bwahahahahaha!
Hurry up and get over here, Sean!

Also, my MP3 player rocks…love it so far! Thanks for asking, lol!

Pretty in Space, Ugly on Ground

So on the way to work, Jeff was on the radio and was discussing the family murder-suicide that happened in Flower Mound (wow, I was just there this past weekend!). He was asking if we really knew our neighbors and such. I knew the answer to that as I rolled my eyes and shook my head while zipping through the streets. A call came in and the guy said that he didn’t want to sound cold-hearted but he didn’t care what happened to those four people, and even felt more sorry for dogs being hurt…well, I can’t word it the way he did. I was confused about what he said about the dogs. He just said that he would go crazy if he thought about that stuff. Now I to a considerable scale disagree with him, but at the same token I do prefer those that think this way to definitely not be involved. If I’m in trouble, he could easily save me if he was around but at the same token he can make it worse for my and himself if he did…it just depends. But at least he said he didn’t care.

Later on, another caller came on and said this happened to him about two decades ago when he went to play baseball, his parents didn’t show and it turned out that while he was off that his father killed his mother then killed himself. At the same note, he said that it came out of nowhere and there was a lot of “Why?” questions. I’m not in his shoes, but I know there are many instances where I know what someone’s going to do or what’s going to happen because it’s playing out in front of me, no matter how obscure it says. I guess for one, we as a society don’t want to be judged…then we don’t want to be hypocrites so we don’t judge ourselves. Then it’s all about our own little personal solar systems, and that’s it. I don’t have time to link it, but go back to what I said back when the Virginia Tech massacre went down…most of the time, if you keep your eyes open, your ears on receive and a mind that doesn’t mind and looks wide and big…there will be something that shows up. It plays out rather obviously, especially when you look at the bigger scale. That’s where I don’t understand most conspiracy types, it’s right there in front of you. One apple on one side of the table, another apple on the opposite side…that’s two apples on the table, there’s no invisible green “third” apple.

Later he continued on about the possible effects of medication. I don’t know…I know I was a hyper crazy kid and the doctors wanted me on medication. My parents refused that option, and I am who I am now. Maybe I need the meds, because I’m still fairly crazy…but what would I be if I have multiple syllable chemicals coursing my blood stream. That said, there’s only a few people that I’ve encountered that I feel are slightly benefiting from medication. But by a large ratio, I think that the medication that people that I know are taking are not helping them, some are making them worse…maybe not rapidly, but it’s happening. But what do I know…my medication intake is very minimal, the latest was near the end of my Navy time where I had to take some medication for the crazy high blood pressure I had that time. I didn’t like it a lot, and now I’m glad I’m not on it anymore.

Then there’s the cyber-terrorist story. Terrorists going virtual in Second Life. Does that mean when Home for PS3 comes out we’ll have terrorist attacks there too? Tell your terrorist buddies they’re in the wrong game…have them play the SOCOM 3: US Navy SEALs game and man up!

Then there’s the cool new Earth pictures…way cool, I’m gonna hopefully find where online the actual site for these pictures are. I wouldn’t mind having a nice 3 feet wide picture of this hanging on my wall.

“…what makes you That Guy.”

The title is one of the parting sentences that John says near the end of the movie, “Live Free or Die Hard”…one of two movies I saw this past weekend that surprisingly turned out to be good. The other was “Transformers” which also surprised me. I figured both would probably score a “C” on my report card. Both were good with healthy doses of action and adrenaline that kind of set us away from the somewhat cheesy plots. They also had undertones of cyber-terrorism, as Tony had pointed out to me. For me, they both also had undertones of Honor, Courage and Commitment! Yeah, seeing the title above, Sean probably thought I was gonna write something about him. Nope! Nothing about you to write…except that you are well knowledgeable about the history of Twinkies and you need to hurry up and come visit Texas!

Oh yeah, “…as Tony had pointed out”…Tony is now in Texas! Not quite so a Texan yet, we’ll see. My vacation time had me pretty much showing Tony some of the more popular spots around and getting him a place to stay (strangely also in Mesquite…surprise, surprise…). He finally made his move down and I got to see his stepdad which was really cool and I enjoyed his presence, as I’m sure he enjoyed his few days in Texas.

The Fourth of July was enjoyable as well. Christine tried out a different dessert, which turned out good. I took to my grilling as usual and really enjoyed the humid air and the extra chunks of mesquite wood. I’m waiting on the fire department to come my way every time I fire up the grill…you’d think the Army was doing a mass smoke bomb drill when I start the fire! At least Tony got his more-than-I’m-sure-he-wanted fill of brisket, burgers, potato salad and lots of other bits and pieces.

Work had been quiet, which was very thankful. Wayne had left for a vacation bit, and I really did not want the place falling apart while he was gone. Strangely it was too quiet…only the constant thundering and raining kept everything from being pretty silent. So the past two weeks were kind of weird. Some with the Independence Day timing and all, and just how I was in one place after another…and that’s not gonna end.

The Warrior in me is stirring again…

…my mind is lighting with a flurry…

…strange, a few days after my mind had started going crazy, we get the news of the terror incidents in London, my mind didn’t calm…then Glasgow… My mind got quiet-ER, but not quiet.

I’m gonna be a little busy soon…I’m reminded of what Marcinko said a few years ago…

“WAR is an acronym for: We Are Ready”…

The Longest Day of My Life This Year!
Posted in Mouth Flapping and Thought Absent, Itadakimasu!, ADD/OCD, Out of Nowheres, R200 Club, Awwwww Yeeeeah! February 25th, 2007; 10:16PM by Christopher

So yesterday, I got to see Christine as she had come to the metroplex in a school function, or some organizational function. In addition to this, she had her birthday present from me coming that night. Kodo, probably the most famous taiko drum group as well as one of the most revered musical groups in the world, has done a three day event in Dallas, as part of their One Earth Tour as they perform in various locations here in the US and Canada for the start of this year. As you probably know, there is no real boredom hanging around with us and all of Saturday was a giant “24″ story just waiting to be told. But I also want to give my thoughts on the Kodo performance. I almost don’t even want to call them “drummers” because that would group them with all the other drummers out there, and their performance last night was amazing to me. I have two CDs and Christine has a DVD that I had watched beforehand, but…like many say in other reviews…there was nothing to prepare me for watching them live last night. Ah well, they usually say “save the best for last”…so I guess it’s on to the mindless “24″ story!

Previously on “10″…
Chris: “So you’ll be coming to Dallas on this retreat?”
Christine: “Yeah.”
*next scene at work*
Chris: “Good news, Wayne! The schedule’s quicker than I thought, I’ll be getting my pistol by Friday!”
Wayne: “That’s great, then you can show it to Christine!”
*next scene at Wal-Mart*
Chris: “I haven’t tried these before…” *grabs a bag of Natural Blue Corn Tostitos*
*next scene at work*
Chris: *peering out the door* “It’s four already! Where’s FedEx?”
*FedEx guy enters at 4:10*
Wayne: “He’s been waiting for this all day! Hey Chris, looks like you’ll get to show Christine your pistol!”
Chris: *pulling away the bubble wrap* “Oh wow, this is beautiful!”
Wayne: “Looks like you have a winner!”
FedEx: “I-I just delivered you a gun?!?”

The following takes place between 2PM and 3PM…
events don’t occur in real time!
>02:14 PM
*driving on I-635 north*
Chris: “So we’re going to meet at Cheddar’s?”
Christine: “Yeah.”
Chris: “See you then!” *hangs up and looks at the sky* “Whoa…the sky’s getting red!”
>02:40 PM
Christine: “Chick-Fil-A!”
Chris: “Okay…” *looks up at the ever reddening sky*

The following takes place between 3PM and 4PM…
events don’t occur in real time!
>03:10 PM
Chris: “Well, we’d better get going if we’re gonna see Chip.”
*a few minutes later, driving back up to Grapevine Mills…Christine checks out the pistol and both look at the hazy red as they enter the highway*
Chris and Christine: “Whooooaaa…” *doot deet doot deet*

>03:43 PM
*inside the food court*
Chris: “Okay, Christine. Use your tall height to your advantage and help me find Chip and Dylan.”
Christine: *about ten seconds later* “There they are!”
Chris: “Oh…”
>03:58 PM
*after talking with Chip and Dylan, Chris and Christine head off and enter Gameworks to play Let’s Go Jungle*
Chris: “Looks like someone’s already playing…”
*suspenseful music plays as frame shrinks, joined by a frame of Chip and Dylan walking towards Gameworks, another frame showing the man and daughter playing Let’s Go Jungle, and another frame of an airline pilot trying to land his plane in the red sky*
Christine: *after watching the daughter squeal at the sight of every single monster and shooting wildly left and right* “If I had a teammate like her, I would’ve punched her already!”
*doot deet doot deet*

The following takes place between 4PM and 5PM…
event’s don’t occur in real time!
>04:05 PM
*deciding there’s not enough time to play, it’s time to move on to the next game*
Christine: *while repeatedly pressing a single button to a song about ABCs* “…”
Chris: “Well, we’ve gotta go now.”
>04:24 PM
*driving down the main road to Keller, Chris just passes a large construction truck*
Chris: “They just closed off all but one lane to a road!” *begins to take detour, then notices a construction man tell him to stop and starts removing cones* “Hey, looks like they’re finishing up!”
*cones are removed and they begin driving straight, only to see another police car blocking the road*
Chris: *turns off into a parking lot* “Okay, this is getting ridiculous! We’re just going to go around…” *turning further into a parking lot, they see a large trash can just parked in the middle of the parking lot, blocking his way* “Okay, this is starting to become the longest day of my life this year!” *finally back on the road* “I don’t like wasting any time…even though we’re in a standstill.”
>04:54 PM
*after creeping through miles and miles of blocked traffic, they finally arrive…very late…to the retreat house*
Chris: *after Christine steps inside the house* “Yeah…I think I’m just going to wait out here.”
Christine: “Well, it’s gonna take a while.”
Chris: *holds up his watch to show Christine* “We don’t have a while!”
*Chris steps back out in the driveway of the house and notes that the sky is returning to normal and the sun is getting bright, he heads back to get his sunglasses*
Rachel (only realizes this when Christine says it was her later on): *walking over to Chris* “Christine’s up taking a shower and is going to be a while. You can come inside. I already talked with the group leader and she says it’s okay, just had to get everyone dressed.”
*suspenseful music plays as frame shrinks, joined by another frame of a car driving past in an adjoining road, another frame showing the sun began to shine brighter, and another frame of the shadows from a nearby tree get darker*
Chris: “Uh…okay.” *camera follows Chris and Rachel as they head back to the house, the door closes behind them*
*doot deet doot deet*

The following takes place between 5PM and 6PM…
events don’t occur in real time!
>05:03 PM
*Rachel introduces Chris to various other people in the group, then…*
Chris: “figuring it best to be as unobtrusive as possible and let them continue whatever they were doing* “I’m just going to hang out over here.” *heads back over towards the door and stands over there, observing anything from pictures hanging in the wall, motivational messages taped to the wall and skiing gear on the second floor hallway*
>05:17 PM
*Christine finally comes down and they both head out quickly*
>05:26 PM
*Chris takes a bet and peels out from the typical direction after spotting fast moving cars and enters highway 114*
>05:32 PM
*Chris enters the George Bush Turnpike*

The following takes place between 05:35:06 PM and 05:35:07 PM…
*Chris hands a dollar to the man in the toll booth*
*doot deet doot deet*

The following takes place between 05:39:48 PM and 05:39:49 PM…
*Chris hands a dollar to the man in the toll booth*
*doot deet doot deet*

The following takes place between 05:42:34 PM and 05:42:37 PM…
*lacking the right change, Chris tosses fifty cents into a forty cent toll basket…you get two extra seconds to hear Chris mutter disgust on being ripped off*
*doot deet doot deet*

The following takes place between 6PM and 7PM…
events don’t occur in real time!
>06:13 PM
*weaving past slow traffic*
Chris: “C’mon people, don’t be driving slow! No red lights…a green light is a happy light!”
Christine: “…wha…”
>06:16 PM
*after spotting a sign for I-635*
Chris: “What? 635? Don’t tell me I passed the pizza place!” *does a CTU-approved U-turn* “Help me read the road signs, I’ll recognize it when I hear it!”
>06:18 PM
*in keeping true to the fact that there are obstacles in Chris’ path, Chris comes up to an accident with two vehicles in the lane he’s on and he has to go around them*
>06:25 PM
Chris: *squinting* “What does that sign say?”
Christine: “Frankfor…”
Chris: “That’s it!” *does yet another CTU-approved right turn and enters the area…only to find empty windows* “Whaaa…”
Christine: “I don’t think they’re here anymore.”
*Chris’ cell phone rings*
Chip: “Did you call?”
Chris: “Yeah, I was seeing if you remembered the road it was on…but we found it already…and they’re not here anymore!”
Chip: “You mean, Brenda Vaughn is gone?”
Chris: “…yes.”
*tragic song plays as frame shrinks, a frame of someone doing an emo hair roll and another frame of some guy facing away from the camera with a white streak in the middle of his hair*
*clock ticks away silently as this hour prematurely ends in memory of the Brenda Vaughn picture…*

The following takes place between 7PM and 8PM…
event’s don’t occur in real time!
>07:09 PM
*camera focuses at the sign of Backyard Burger, then pans down to show Christine and Chris leaving the restaurant and out the parking lot*
>07:25 PM
*inside SMU campus, following a long line of cars*
Christine: *after watching a car pass the auditorium stop and an old man gets out* “First he didn’t want to walk, now he wants to walk!”
Chris: *coming up to a stop sign and seeing other cars in a perpindicular road come up, but they’re blocked by pedestrians crossing the street* “Yes! You can’t go anywhere, muhahahaha!”
>07:34 PM
*after singing in the elevator to see if the carpeting on the walls would absorb the sound, the doors open and Chris and Christine step on to the second floor*
Chris: “This looks like an aerobics floor!”
*a bell sounds and the auditorium doors open*
>07:37 PM
*Chris and Christine sit in their seats*
Chris: “These seats…are kind of small!”
Christine: “Yeah, they’re starting to feel kinda small even for me!”
>07:58 PM
Chris: “Well, it’s about to start soon.”
*in the row in front of them, some men sit down and one guy directly in front of Christine starts fanning himself*
Christine: *after inhaling whatever organic particles the guy was blowing off of him and into her nose* “*gag!*”
*suspenseful music as the frame shrinks, showing Christine gagging, the other frame showing the guy fanning himself, another frame showing Gameworks and two other people sitting to start playing Let’s Go Jungle, and another frame showing the red cloudy air over Louisiana…but not really, since the sun is already down*
Chris: *hands Christine the program* “Here, this should help you breathe.”
Christine: *grabs program, and begins fanning the back of the guy’s head*
*doot deet doot deet*

*We now jump to 10 PM…more details of the Kodo performance coming up, away from this pathetic post*

The following takes place between 10PM and 11PM…
events don’t occur in real time!
>10:07 PM
*Chris and Christine walk downstairs and head back into the auditorium as a brief Q&A session with the senior Kodo performer is underway*
>10:15 PM
Random man asking question: “Which songs are like traditional Japanese songs?”
Chris: *imitating Kodo performer* “Uh…duh, we’re Japanese, stupid!”
>10:26 PM
Random lady asking question: “Does your music tell a story, like of the culture and traditions, or martial arts?”
Chris: *imitating Kodo performer* “Martial arts? What racist profiling are you up to? My music tells a story that says, ‘Once upon a time, shut up and just listen to my music!’”
>10:33 PM
*The Q&A ends and Chris and Christine make a beeline for the merchandise table*
Chris: “Do they take credit cards?”
Christine: “Looking and finding a sign* “Cash or checks only.”
Chris: *looks around, then heads over to a police officer standing near the entryway* “Excuse me, ma’am, where’s the nearest ATM?”
Police officer: “It’s across the street on Hillcrest, to the left at a 7-11, but it’s kind of a walk from here.”
Chris: “Thank you” *heroic music plays as Chris descends the steps and moves quickly…only to have full force winds stop him almost cold”
>10:42 PM
*Chris enters the 7-11 and walks to the ATM when his cellphone goes off*
Chris: “This is Bauer! Hello?”
Christine: “You’d better hurry, everyone just started leaving!”
Chris: “I’m just pulling out the money right now”
*heroic music replaced by Kodo music as Chris runs back towards the auditorium*
>10:46 PM
*Chris runs up to the merchandise table and starts looking at things to buy*
Japanese man: “How about this shirt in white?” *points to shirt across the table* “It’s made from organic cotton!”
Chris: *looking at details of organic shirt* “So large is the biggest size? How about extra large?”
Japanese man: “No, we only have large.” *opens an organic shirt to see if it will fit Christopher* “Yeah, extra large will fit you better.”
Chris: *looking at a freshly opened organic shirt makes Christopher hungry, but decides not to eat it* “So I guess I’ll have to get the fake cotton shirt!”
*Chris buys shirts for both him and Christine, as well as their newest CD*
Japanese man: “Thank you, and thanks for running all the way back up here.”
Chris: *thinking running wasn’t so bad, compared to a half-naked Japanese guy wailing away at a giant drum for what seemed like fifteen minutes nonstop* “No problem!”
>10:57 PM
*walking to parking lot, Christine gets on her phone*
Christine: “Where should we meet Charles?”
Chris: “How about the McDonalds on Greenville.”
*suspenseful music as the frame shrinks, another frame shows Charles on his phone, the other frame shows a worker in that McDonalds cooking chicken nuggets and another frame shows the Japanese man eating an organic shirt*
Christine: *finishes the phone call and sees an observatory shaped object at the edge of the parking lot* “Hey look, it’s a missile silo!”
*doot deet doot deet*

The following takes place between 11PM and 12AM…
events don’t occur in real time!
>11:13 PM
*Christine says bye to Charles and then Chris sets off to head back to Keller*
Chris: *taking a slight detour* “Oh yeah, let’s see if we can see the Tundra.”
>11:25 PM
*thanks to the lack of user friendliness of the highway 114/121 area, Chris takes a wrong turn but eventually makes it to the Toyota dealership…notices the gate is open and drives in, showing Christine the new trucks*
>11:32 PM
*Business Highway 114, picks itself off the ground and is doing the Splinter Cell evade as Chris tries to find that road*
>11:44 PM
*Chris finally does a major backtrack and almost starts from scratch, when he notices a sign for Keller and makes the exit*
>11:52 PM
*After a little bit of driving, they are back on the road to Keller*
Chris: “So which direction should I be going?”
Christine: “Uh, I believe that way.”
*Chris makes turn*
Chris: “Finally, we’re done.”
Christine: “Wow, this does seem like the longest day of my life!”
Chris: “I know, this day was ridiculous!”
Christine: “That would’ve been crazy if we went the wrong way and we had to turn around!”
Chris: “Oh boy, I don’t know what I’d say about that!”
>11:58 PM
Christine: “It’s almost midnight! I told Rachel I’d be there by midnight.”
Chris: “Yeah, that’s not going to happen.” *comes up to an intersection and notices a building under construction up ahead* “That’s a strange looking building.”
Christine: “Uh…oh no! That building! We’re going the wrong way…we’re heading back to Grapevine!”
*suspenseful music as frame shrinks, followed by a frame of a camera panning around the building, another frame of a different camera panning around that building and another frame of a camera panning around the parked Tundras*
Chris: “Well, this IS the longest day of my life this year!” *Chris pulls yet another CTU-approved U-turn and heads back the other way as Chris looks at his watch as all clock hands line up…*
Chris and Christine: “Doot deet doot deet!”

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