So it’s been an interesting last week. Mainly there was a fire at work and that made the last two days of the work week rather interesting. Put simply, it was pretty long…really so on Friday, as we worked to pretty much put some normalcy into the affected area. This was pretty interesting because this was a weekend to look forward to and I was hoping that it wouldn’t be canceled, it was already going to be quite tiring to begin with.
For those that didn’t fully notice the subtle hints here and there (and not so subtle as well) a trip to Houston was planned. Delayed for a few weeks, but it was planned alright. This was pretty much spurred by a curiosity that Chip had of a place I’ll just call Papa. I’ll try to remember to explain why, unlike other places I’ve gone to and mentioned online, why I have swept this one into obscurity. Normally, there would have to be even more, and better, reasons to go do a four hour one-way trip down to Houston. Some of it was the simple fact that it’s been a long time since I’ve been there, and it was to visit relatives in the yuppity outskirts (The Woodlands) of Houston, so it didn’t really count. Other than relatives, the only thing I remember of Houston is the NASA center. So yeah, I wouldn’t mind going at it to explore the city again.
However, I did have good reasons…three good reasons: Kim, Moni and Jason. Out of the three, Jason is the one I had recently seen, doing his occasional visits back up to the Dallas area. He’s fairly consistent about popping his head up at least once or twice a year, but it would be good to see him again because he also hasn’t seen recently (to my knowledge) Kim. It’s been about two and a half years since I’ve seen Moni while we were both back up in Virginia, my time in the Navy and the Cole wrapping up a content final weeks. Despite being in Texas, the closest I’ve really ever been to her was when I went down to San Antonio to see Sean. Then there’s Kim, where the time between seeing each other is passing six years. The last time I saw her was (I think…bad memory!) back in 2000 while taking convalescent leave back at home after returning from Yemen. I did not get to attend her wedding a few years ago and she is but a short time away from expecting her first baby. It’ll be busy for her after that happens, so it was really the natural choice to jump on this opportunity to go down to Houston.
So, after the long day at work…repairing the damage to the fire that occurred where I worked, it was time to go whether I was exhausted or not (which I very much was). I went and picked up Chip and Dylan, who were waiting in downtown for me, then after a final check of directions took I-45 south enroute to Houston.
We did a quick eating stop while I called up Moni and Kim to help finalize the plans. I hadn’t gotten a response from Jason, so I wasn’t sure if I had the correct number or not. On the way down, we somewhat settled on Carrabba’s which most people like Italian food and I figured the food would be good enough at Carrabba’s without breaking the bank (I was planning to pay the whole lunch and had an undisclosed amount of money…it didn’t matter if everyone all of a sudden grew Chris Appetites, I will be able to pay for it).
Now, I had been warned about the traffic situation in Houston, that there were many areas that are under construction. I was also well aware as to the size of Houston, a fairly sprawled out city covering a lot of ground. I kind of snorted that the outer loop highway running around downtown was a tollway, and I had to test my TxTag to make sure, indeed, that it worked down in Houston. When I got to the toll plaza, I went over to the right where one of the automated booths were to test my tag. Nothing happened as I approached and realized there was no sensor in this particular booth. I’m very sure they did that for people like me. So I threw $1.25 in quarters and continued on my way. Next plaza, they had what is called a “full service” booth that had a sensor and I was in line forever. I watched as the lady in the booth handed a clipboard to the driver to sign…are you kidding me? Finally, after long last…I just blew past her and was rewarded with a green light indicating that my tag works in Houston. Went up a giant High Five type drive to get to I-10…except there were no lights up there, only seeing via my headlights and the city lights below. I wouldn’t be surprised if at least two cars have driven off to their death because of this.
We went ahead and hit up Papa first thing once we realized where our hotel was. On the way there, we were amused by a Maxima and a minivan that seemed to race each other. We got to our location, easily identified by “tricked out” import cars. Though all that was probably done was sport exhausts…and that’s it. We get in and realize the ghetto and emo are the overwhelming personality demographics of this place. I didn’t expect it to be too big, and I was right…their website was fairly different in the pictures that it showed. But I was a little tired, so I’d have to soak it in a little later. Bought a card and played the first MT game, with shifter on the left. Weird but okay, though my beloved RX-8 isn’t in the game. We played for a bit then headed for the hotel and got our rooms. I forgot how much I loved a King sized bed.
Next morning I went to grab a few things and then began doing some final coordinations with Kim and Moni. Chip, Dylan and I found the nearest mall to us and decided to poke our head. Nothing too special in there except for a giant “incinerator” at the food court, and while I was talking with Kim I saw an old lady with biceps that would make Bruce Lee feel inadequate…easily questioning her original gender or her drug free biochemistry. Finally, we figured it was best to go ahead and somewhat “prestage” and use the spare time we had to get to the area. Took the ghetto road of Westhimer (forgot how that was spelled…oh well) and made it to the tollway then I-10 towards downtown. While our hotel sits next to I-10, the highway is closed so everyone’s using the service road. No thanks!
After dropping Chip and Dylan off so they could check out the Galleria, I reversed and headed for Carrabba’s…barely arriving in time. Moni had called and, being the ever early and “hurry up and wait” former Sailor, had called earlier and said she was already there. I just thought she was already inside, but I didn’t see her as I went up and down the restaurant. Finally called her and she was in her car, apparently I did a really cool ninja move (called Get Out Of The Car And Walk Into The Restaurant…Punch) and entered the restaurant while she was in her car. So she came in and we got ourselves a table and did some quick catching up on how things were and, inevitably, reflect on some times in the Navy. Moni’s timer has been reset to zero.
In a few minutes, a person who matched Kim’s description entered. No, Kim hasn’t really changed in appearance…it just sounds more dramatic that way on this blog, I mean…it’s coming up on about seven years since I’ve seen her! So she joined in with the table, her and Moni meeting for the first time when the conversation gets to Pascagoula and gold teeth.
Yes, perfect timing as Jason enters. Kidding on the perfect timing, but heck…what a way to meet up with friends, sit down and join a conversation! This particular Carrabba’s didn’t have what I usually have (pfft, usually have…I’ve only been twice and I’ve had two different things since…but I know which is my favorite and that’s my “usual”!), but I noticed they had the Pollo Rosa Maria which Christine likes so I ordered that. I think some sort of ravioli was ordered by Moni, I forgot what Kim got (for the moment) though I want to say pasta or lasagna…I dunno…and Jason got some Tangfolio…something that started with a “T”!
Oh what stimulating and diverse conversation we were having! There was a table behind and to my left that got a new party and I was aware of one of the ladies constantly looking at our table. Oh well, it’s not like we’re spilling spaghetti sauce on your lap…or are we? So we eat away and the Pollo Rosa Maria was pretty good and I heard pretty much the same thing throughout the table. A little catch up on high school times and a little of catching up on the days on the high seas. Basically, Moni learns I was a loud little trombone player in high school and Jason and Kim learn that somehow, with crazy people like Moni and I in the Navy, we still manage to win wars!
So in typical character, we finish our lunch and I’m busy attacking a tiramisu and we continue the conversation.
The conversation continues even more…
…and continues…
…our table is slowly, progressively being cleared…
…one by one, our plates are taken…
…the bill and tip are taken…
…being military, Moni and I have plenty of sea stories though she pretty much tells most of them…
…our drinks are taken away…
…we talk about more crazy sea stories, stupid people, and how in general the higher rank you are the less common sense you have…
…our napkins are taken away and they pretty much have the table exactly how it was before we sat there…
…so Moni says she finally has to go so she can get into the I Am Smarter Than Thou Club. Actually that’s pretty cool, it gives her something to do whereas she may end up just using that time being on MySpace all night, lol.
So we get up and go and get our picture taken before we all bid farewell to Moni and about five hours have elapsed so far.
In almost typical high school characteristics, Kim, Jason and I begin a diversified conversation at the handicap area of the Carrabba’s parking lot as we begin to note the sudden influx of people into the restaurant.
A guy who came into the restaurant when we started talking is just leaving the restaurant after finishing his dinner and wanted to check the time to make sure he didn’t eat too fast. We’d been talking for about an hour and Kim’s husband is probably wondering if we kidnapped Kim or something.
The conversation slowly slips into the bad drivers in Houston and how many Lexus vehicles have driven by as I identify the different Lexus vehicles (surprise surprise!).
Some guy in a Porsche Carrera shows up, sees the full parking lot and decides to create his open parking spot. Rich snitch.
We continue talking after expressing disgust for Porsche Guy when Jason mutters something and we look over to see an old lady coming out of the parking, about to hit the Porsche with her BMW X5. I wave her to watch out, but she taps the car…we let her go, his fault as far as I’m concerned. Jason was gonna be evil and let her back up into the Porsche…I guess I was afraid she’d have a heart attack if she did hit it.
Eventually, the Porsche guy leaves and we are seeing many near misses in the Carrabba’s parking lot…you don’t have to look too far to see bad Houston drivers. We begin to go our own ways and I’m taking a pic of Kim and Jason with Kim’s camera and begin the countdown…
“One…two…” *HOOOOOOONK!*
We laugh…except that they saw someone in a Lexus SUV hit another car…in the Carrabba’s parking lot. I decide that for every day I’m in Houston, my Mortality Rate increases 30% and I finally officially say that one weekend in Houston was all it took to bump Virginia, where I’ve been for four years, down to second place in my head as having the worst drivers I’ve ever seen.
We get our pictures taken and we head off, to make sure…I lean on my horn as I exit the parking space. Only a deaf, blind person would hit me. Hey! What’s up with that guy? Can you see me or hear me? NOOOOO! *ahem* That’s a heck of a lunch, coming up on seven hours…all of us spent roughly a fourth of our day in an Italian restaurant!
So I get Chip and Dylan, who are watching their own traffic nightmare at the Galleria parking lot as I head that way and we decide not to explore around. Houston zoning laws seem weird, the most random fusion of yuppity and ghetto fused together. How are you gonna have a porn shop right next to the Galleria…which is even bigger than the Dallas Galleria?!?
So we head to Papa when we realize we are hungry…even though I left a restaurant an hour ago, lol. We stop at Jack In the Box where I get a BACON ULTIMATE CHEESEBURGER (I Caps this for someone, you know who…) when I notice three teenagers with which my Profiling Radar goes off. Yes, I profile…did me good while standing watch in the Navy, get over it. They asked for cups for water, but wanted the big cups. Yeah, raise your hand if you know where this is going? Yes, everyone except the cashier behind the counter passes the test. Sure enough, they fill up with the soda of their choice and head out the door.
So we begin eating our food and I want to take a picture of my burger when the door opens and there are the kids again. I guess they drank too fast and came back for refills before heading out the door. That was nuts. The rest of the time, I was glancing randomly out the different windows. How are you going to sit in a fast food restaurant and just anticipate an armed robbery. Thankfully for their well-being, they didn’t do that.
So back to Papa we go…and there’s the Scion xB from the night before, giving some base in the humid night. People break dancing on the sidewalks…and a pizza parlor that is open but with nobody inside. So we play different games, me pretty much just playing MT. Being more awake, I go to try to find the big lounge that I saw on the website. Yeah…right…the flat screen TV they had on the site was on a glass counter at the front that served no purpose whatsoever. Then there was this glass display with all these pastries and such…at least on the website. Real life, giant surplus of Pocky and Shrimp Chips. The only redeeming thing was there were inflatable Loco Rocos in the room, but you couldn’t buy one…so it didn’t really count. After Chip played a cross between some Jedi game and those side scrolling airplane shooters, we headed out. After not really coming up with anything worth braving the streets, we headed back to the hotel…being raced by a raised Ford F-250 that sat about five feet off the ground.
Slept in as long as we could before we had to check out. After check out we decided it was for our best health that we left Houston. Of course, there had to be another example. We were at a four way intersection and my light was red. Traffic on my left and right just got their green light when a biker on the right side left the sidewalk and simply continued on the crossing zone in front of the now moving cars with no hesitation.
I swear we were going to watch that guy die right in front of us.
Somehow, every car missed him…by inches…but missed him. The cars on the left slammed on their brakes as well as he came in front of them.
Yeah…time to go!
It was a bittersweet moment. Very bitter with the overall Houston experience of traffic and such, but very sweet to meet my friends from two different moments in my life and everyone got to hear the other side, which in the end is always a fun thing. I hope to never have such a long time in between again. Kim will have her baby pretty soon and will be really busy, so an early congrats by me. Hopefully I’ll have that baby seat made completely out of Kevlar and concrete, certified by the manufacturers of both the Pope Mobile and the Presidential Cadillac, made and ready!
Sorry for the delay on the post. It’s been a busy week and I haven’t fully rested up from Houston…I have my chance now…time for a simpler weekend! Till next time!
